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PAIDGUY

⚠️ WARNING: CHAOS LEVEL CRITICAL

Self-taught developer from India 🇮🇳. Telegram bots, scripts & websites.

(drag me if you can)

// turning coffee into error messages since 2017 //

PYTHON • JAVASCRIPT • JAVA • PHP • BASH • TELEGRAM BOTS • AWS • AZURE • DOCKER • AUTOMATION • APIS • LINUX • PYTHON • JAVASCRIPT • JAVA • PHP • BASH • TELEGRAM BOTS • AWS • AZURE • DOCKER • AUTOMATION • APIS • LINUX •

📊 The Damage Report

0
Caffeine Units
0
Public Mistakes
100%
Imposter Syndrome
0
Stalkers

🛠️ I Can Fix That

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Web Development

I center divs for a living. I build responsive, accessible sites that actually load before the user dies of old age.

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Telegram Bots

Building powerful Telegram bots with Python (Pyrogram). Restriction bypass, automation, and media handling with smart FloodWait protection.

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Chaos Engineering

Breaking things on purpose. I stress-test systems to ensure they survive the apocalypse.

🧠 Brain Dump

SYNTAX ADDICTION

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TIME ALLOCATION

Googling
Coffee
Coding

🗣️ Raves & Rants

"He broke my server, then fixed it, then made it 200% faster. I am confused but happy."
- Anonymous Client
"The code is chaos, but it runs perfectly. It's like black magic."
- Senior Dev
"I asked for a website. I got a digital masterpiece. 10/10."
- Happy Startup

🌀 The "Process"

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1. Caffeinate

Stare at the screen until code appears. Spoiler: It never does.

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2. Break Stuff

Move fast and break things. Mostly my own sanity.

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3. Ship It

Push to main on Friday at 5PM. Close laptop. Run away.

📂 Evidence I Work

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❓ FAQ

Q: Can you fix my printer?
A: ERROR 403: FORBIDDEN. I am a software engineer, not an exorcist.
Q: What is your rate?
A: One million dollars (negotiable). Or coffee. Lots of coffee.
Q: Why is the site chaotic?
A: It's an aesthetic choice, not a lack of CSS skills. Trust me.

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